Les meilleures blagues du web !
Un mari et sa femme font les courses ensemble un samedi après-midi :
- Chérie, c’est l’anniversaire de ma mère demain.
Si on lui achetait un appareil électrique ?
- Bonne idée.
Qu’est-ce que tu penses d’une chaise ?
- Chérie, c’est l’anniversaire de ma mère demain.
Si on lui achetait un appareil électrique ?
- Bonne idée.
Qu’est-ce que tu penses d’une chaise ?
Chaque année, il y a de + en + de cons sur la route, mais on a souvent l'impression que les cons de l'année prochaine sont déjà là ! LOL
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An Italian in New York
One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to ear soma breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss toast. She bringma only wona piss. I tell her I wanna two piss , she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two pisson my plate!. she say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch!! I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.......Later I go to eat soma lunch at a restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table. You sonna ma bitch!! I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla da manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet so I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch. I go to check out and the man at the desk he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.. I go back to Italy.
One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to ear soma breakfast. I tella da waitress I wanna two piss toast. She bringma only wona piss. I tell her I wanna two piss , she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two pisson my plate!. she say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch!! I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.......Later I go to eat soma lunch at a restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table. You sonna ma bitch!! I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla da manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet so I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bitch. I go to check out and the man at the desk he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.. I go back to Italy.
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