Porsche impressions (joke)
Publié : 15 mai 2008 11:00
One thing I've learned is that there is no such thing as a Porche. Real Porsche's don't exist.
911 guys say Boxsters aren't real Porsches because the engine is in the middle.
Air cooled 911 guys say everything 993 and later isn't a real Porsche because the engines are water cooled.
911 guys also say the 914, 924, 928, or 944 are not real Porsches.
356 guys say that 911's aren't real Porsches.
Obviously the 550 isn't a real Porsche because the engine is in the wrong place.
911 guys, particularly 911 Turbo guys don't think 356s are real Porsches because they don't make enough power.
So, if you draw the Ven Diagram showing what is and isn't a real Porsche you'll find that the only REAL Porsche is the original 1938 VW Beetle, which doesn't even wear a Porsche badge, and for some odd reason having to do with the alignment of the stars and tidal forces.
911 guys say Boxsters aren't real Porsches because the engine is in the middle.
Air cooled 911 guys say everything 993 and later isn't a real Porsche because the engines are water cooled.
911 guys also say the 914, 924, 928, or 944 are not real Porsches.
356 guys say that 911's aren't real Porsches.
Obviously the 550 isn't a real Porsche because the engine is in the wrong place.
911 guys, particularly 911 Turbo guys don't think 356s are real Porsches because they don't make enough power.
So, if you draw the Ven Diagram showing what is and isn't a real Porsche you'll find that the only REAL Porsche is the original 1938 VW Beetle, which doesn't even wear a Porsche badge, and for some odd reason having to do with the alignment of the stars and tidal forces.
